January 2012
4 posts
Jan 24th
6 notes
ListenMaybe it’s pretty, maybe it’s garbage,...
Jan 22nd
ListenMy first not totally awful improv of 2012. ...
Jan 17th
Jan 7th
December 2011
2 posts
ListenI don’t hate this.  Probably the best...
Dec 31st
Listenheres a hastily done cover of a 90s song okay...
Dec 11th
November 2011
3 posts
ListenThis is the first “okay” version of a...
Nov 17th
ListenHere’s a basic idea of what it sounds like...
Nov 5th
Nov 4th
ListenHere’s my first ever attempt at doing...
Nov 1st
October 2011
10 posts
ListenDidley Squat- Little Darling
Oct 31st
Listen“Ghost Story” by Versus for...
Oct 29th
ListenDream Bitch’s Maniacal Mechanic, for...
Oct 27th
ListenThis is yet another improvised He & Him jam...
Oct 25th
ListenThis is probably the prettiest song I’ve...
Oct 24th
ListenThis is the second song I’ve ever done, but...
Oct 16th
ListenThis is the most ridiculously glorious totally...
Oct 15th
ListenHere’s an improv I did the other day-...
Oct 11th
ListenSo, I recently purchased this sweet leathery baby...
Oct 1st
September 2011
3 posts
ListenThis is a fully improvised track that took an...
Sep 19th
ListenHere’s a (except for 2 small moments) all...
Sep 15th
ListenHere’s the most lyrically complex song...
Sep 1st
August 2011
3 posts
ListenThis is my cover of “In the...
Aug 27th
Listenthis is…don’t even listen to this if...
Aug 19th
ListenThis is awkward, but at least shows a marked...
Aug 14th
July 2011
2 posts
ListenThis is a really really really really early draft...
Jul 16th
ListenThis is the latest take of “Behind the...
Jul 12th
June 2011
4 posts
ListenYet another reason why I need a USB microphone. ...
Jun 30th
ListenSeaRay- Hall of Fame
Jun 25th
Jun 24th
ListenGoddamn.  This is an improvised track.  Tentative...
Jun 19th
May 2011
3 posts
ListenFair warning, a more refined version of this will...
May 13th
ListenYeah this is a very rough improvised track.  I...
May 8th
It's Not That Hard
Cashier: Can I Help you?
AFFotD Staffer: Yes, I'd like two servings of your finest America, please
Cashier: ...What?
AFFotD Staffer: America please. Two servings. Top grade. Please.
Cashier: I...I have no idea what you want, this is, uh, a convenience store.
AFFotD Staffer: Well it's not very CONVENIENT if you can't get me my America in a timely fashion. You see what I did there? I don't mean to brag, but I'm in charge of coming up with puns for affotd.com.
Cashier: That wasn't a pun, sir.
AFFotD Staffer: Yes it was, pissant. You're starting to really piss me off. I'd like my damn America, please, so I can be on my way and post a scathing review of this establishment on yelp.
Cashier: Sir, I have no idea what you'd be asking for when you ask for America.
AFFotD Staffer: Just think about the most American items you have here, and double them, and then give them to me, and that will likely be two servings of America.
Cashier: ...So... two economy packs of condoms, two handles of Jim Beam, and two of those collection books where you put each state's commemorative quarter in them?
AFFotD Staffer: Fuckin' THANKS. God. Not so hard, is it?
May 5th
April 2011
3 posts
ListenJust to show how far I’ve gone, here’s...
Apr 24th
ListenHere’s a track I did that features some...
Apr 22nd
ListenThis is probably the catchiest song I have done,...
Apr 9th
March 2011
2 posts
ListenI’m not sure how I feel about this song.  It...
Mar 18th
ListenSo, an improv I had only titled...
Mar 5th
February 2011
4 posts
ListenHere’s what happens when I haphazardly write...
Feb 20th
ListenThis improv feels kinda cathartic.  The first...
Feb 14th
Feb 8th
ListenThis is the first song I’ve sat down and...
Feb 4th
January 2011
3 posts
Jan 25th
ListenPeter Adams- Cypress Knees for the Elitish.com...
Jan 18th
ListenSo, here’s a track from the He & Him...
Jan 8th
December 2010
3 posts
ListenThis song has been untouched for literally over a...
Dec 24th
Listengot my computer working enough for me to do an...
Dec 18th
just to get this written down
I don’t have a working computer, so I just want to describe this.  Those of you reading this might question why i’m putting it here but i have few other options. We’re talking about a life event here, and one of those life events that are…the exact opposite of how you’d expect it to be. Lately I’ve been worried about myself, about being selfish, which I hate...
Dec 11th
November 2010
2 posts
ListenThese are probably the best lyrics I will ever...
Nov 27th