January 2012
4 posts
Maybe it’s pretty, maybe it’s garbage,...
My first not totally awful improv of 2012. ...
December 2011
2 posts
I don’t hate this. Probably the best...
heres a hastily done cover of a 90s song okay...
November 2011
3 posts
This is the first “okay” version of a...
Here’s a basic idea of what it sounds like...
Here’s my first ever attempt at doing...
October 2011
10 posts
Didley Squat- Little Darling
“Ghost Story” by Versus for...
Dream Bitch’s Maniacal Mechanic, for...
This is yet another improvised He & Him jam...
This is probably the prettiest song I’ve...
This is the second song I’ve ever done, but...
This is the most ridiculously glorious totally...
Here’s an improv I did the other day-...
So, I recently purchased this sweet leathery baby...
September 2011
3 posts
This is a fully improvised track that took an...
Here’s a (except for 2 small moments) all...
Here’s the most lyrically complex song...
August 2011
3 posts
This is my cover of “In the...
this is…don’t even listen to this if...
This is awkward, but at least shows a marked...
July 2011
2 posts
This is a really really really really early draft...
This is the latest take of “Behind the...
June 2011
4 posts
Yet another reason why I need a USB microphone. ...
SeaRay- Hall of Fame
Goddamn. This is an improvised track. Tentative...
May 2011
3 posts
Fair warning, a more refined version of this will...
Yeah this is a very rough improvised track. I...
It's Not That Hard
Cashier: Can I Help you?
AFFotD Staffer: Yes, I'd like two servings of your finest America, please
Cashier: ...What?
AFFotD Staffer: America please. Two servings. Top grade. Please.
Cashier: I...I have no idea what you want, this is, uh, a convenience store.
AFFotD Staffer: Well it's not very CONVENIENT if you can't get me my America in a timely fashion. You see what I did there? I don't mean to brag, but I'm in charge of coming up with puns for affotd.com.
Cashier: That wasn't a pun, sir.
AFFotD Staffer: Yes it was, pissant. You're starting to really piss me off. I'd like my damn America, please, so I can be on my way and post a scathing review of this establishment on yelp.
Cashier: Sir, I have no idea what you'd be asking for when you ask for America.
AFFotD Staffer: Just think about the most American items you have here, and double them, and then give them to me, and that will likely be two servings of America.
Cashier: ...So... two economy packs of condoms, two handles of Jim Beam, and two of those collection books where you put each state's commemorative quarter in them?
AFFotD Staffer: Fuckin' THANKS. God. Not so hard, is it?
April 2011
3 posts
Just to show how far I’ve gone, here’s...
Here’s a track I did that features some...
This is probably the catchiest song I have done,...
March 2011
2 posts
I’m not sure how I feel about this song. It...
So, an improv I had only titled...
February 2011
4 posts
Here’s what happens when I haphazardly write...
This improv feels kinda cathartic. The first...
This is the first song I’ve sat down and...
January 2011
3 posts
Peter Adams- Cypress Knees
for the Elitish.com...
So, here’s a track from the He & Him...
December 2010
3 posts
This song has been untouched for literally over a...
got my computer working enough for me to do an...
just to get this written down
I don’t have a working computer, so I just want to describe this. Those of you reading this might question why i’m putting it here but i have few other options.
We’re talking about a life event here, and one of those life events that are…the exact opposite of how you’d expect it to be.
Lately I’ve been worried about myself, about being selfish, which I hate...
November 2010
2 posts
These are probably the best lyrics I will ever...