Wed
May
4
It's Not That Hard
- Cashier: Can I Help you?
- AFFotD Staffer: Yes, I'd like two servings of your finest America, please
- Cashier: ...What?
- AFFotD Staffer: America please. Two servings. Top grade. Please.
- Cashier: I...I have no idea what you want, this is, uh, a convenience store.
- AFFotD Staffer: Well it's not very CONVENIENT if you can't get me my America in a timely fashion. You see what I did there? I don't mean to brag, but I'm in charge of coming up with puns for affotd.com.
- Cashier: That wasn't a pun, sir.
- AFFotD Staffer: Yes it was, pissant. You're starting to really piss me off. I'd like my damn America, please, so I can be on my way and post a scathing review of this establishment on yelp.
- Cashier: Sir, I have no idea what you'd be asking for when you ask for America.
- AFFotD Staffer: Just think about the most American items you have here, and double them, and then give them to me, and that will likely be two servings of America.
- Cashier: ...So... two economy packs of condoms, two handles of Jim Beam, and two of those collection books where you put each state's commemorative quarter in them?
- AFFotD Staffer: Fuckin' THANKS. God. Not so hard, is it?
