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Contact naivepegasus@Gmail.com with any copyright concerns or hate mail</description><title>Why do blogs have to be clever?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @naivepegasus)</generator><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The Rural Alberta Advantage - "Drain The Blood" - Video - Stereogum</title><description>&lt;a href="http://stereogum.com/archives/video/the_rural_alberta_advantage__drain_the_blood_105061.html#more"&gt;The Rural Alberta Advantage - "Drain The Blood" - Video - Stereogum&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This song is rapidly becoming one of my favorite songs of the year&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/280406694</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/280406694</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:46:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="249" width="400"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=false&amp;TITLE=A%20History%20Channel%20Documentary%20from%20the%20Future%3A%20Beatles%203000&amp;ID=18117&amp;demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&amp;demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&amp;demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&amp;demand_autoplay=0&amp;v=2.2.3&amp;demand_content_id=18117&amp;DESC=1000%20years%20ago%20today%2C%20the%20Beatles%20roamed%20the%20earth.&amp;sitename=Cracked.com&amp;demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18117_a-history-channel-documentary-from-future-beatles-3000.html&amp;demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&amp;KEYWORDS=&amp;video_title=A%20History%20Channel%20Documentary%20from%20the%20Future%3A%20Beatles%203000&amp;KEY=DemandMediacracked&amp;demand_show_replay=true&amp;demand_tracking=1&amp;demand_related=1&amp;skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&amp;adPartner=Adap&amp;height=37&amp;CATEGORIES=Music&amp;demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18117_a-history-channel-documentary-from-future-beatles-3000.xml&amp;COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&amp;source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/4/1/2/9412_608X342.flv&amp;ADAPTAG=ScottGairdner&amp;URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/4/1/2/9412_608X342.flv&amp;demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&amp;demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/264882712</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/264882712</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:29:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Harvey Danger has an uncanny ability to write songs that...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/264187820/tumblr_kty9m01Ym81qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Harvey Danger has an uncanny ability to write songs that specifically refer to specific things I’m going through when I first hear them.  Even this demo track, “You Look So Happy,” rang eerily close to home when I first heard it over the summer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/264187820</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/264187820</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:32:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>He &amp; Him, in the same state, in the same, decided to turn...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/261262168/tumblr_ktue3oJ3fE1qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He &amp; Him, in the same state, in the same, decided to turn the classic Neutral Milk Hotel song, In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, into a drinking song.  From the less-than-factually titled album “Jeff Mangum was a drunk, but we still love him”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/261262168</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/261262168</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:18:59 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>ITS NEUTRAL MILK HOTELS YOU GUYS!  FROM 1998!  HOLY SHIT YOU...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o5FOZMFhFh4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o5FOZMFhFh4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ITS NEUTRAL MILK HOTELS YOU GUYS!  FROM 1998!  HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/252234003</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/252234003</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:09:51 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>And another Tartufi song.

Tartufi - Dot Dash</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252029911/tumblr_ktgylcXNBh1qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And another Tartufi song.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tartufi - Dot Dash&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/252029911</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/252029911</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:15:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The first track from the new Tartufi album gets better everytime...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/251291177/tumblr_ktfnsg0wjl1qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The first track from the new Tartufi album gets better everytime I hear it.  Every damn time.  It started off as the 40th best song of the year.  It’s in the teens now.  And I regret nothing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also, you can’t go wrong with the title&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tartufi- “Fear of Tall Giraffes, Fear of Some Birds”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/251291177</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/251291177</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:24:16 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Thermals - When I Was Afraid</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/250445555/tumblr_kte54nAVtR1qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Thermals - When I Was Afraid&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/250445555</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/250445555</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:43:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Not sure if this has gone up before, but here is The Wrens with...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/248995443/tumblr_ktbzk76Vvl1qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not sure if this has gone up before, but here is The Wrens with Pulled Fences, their one honest-to-god-studio-recorded-new-track-that-was-released of 2009.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/248995443</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/248995443</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:48:07 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>One of the best songs of the year, here’s The Rural...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/246567092/tumblr_kt8a03NvQ71qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of the best songs of the year, here’s The Rural Alberta Advantage (which, spoiler alert, easily makes my top 10 album of 2009 list.  Stay tuned for that) with the track “Frank AB”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/246567092</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/246567092</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:43:15 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m posting songs that I know will make my top 50 of 2009...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/245583078/tumblr_kt6on7r0xs1qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m posting songs that I know will make my top 50 of 2009 list, for that list.  Here’s Fishboy’s “Gabe Saucedo Hates My Guts” from the Vs. The Om Nom Noms EP.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/245583078</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/245583078</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:04:19 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Monsters of Folk make a music video with a very trippy...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="320" height="270" id="yfop"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/fop/embedflv/swf/fop.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="id=v218604944&amp;shareEnable=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/fop/embedflv/swf/fop.swf" width="320" height="270" name="yfop" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="id=v218604944&amp;shareEnable=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Monsters of Folk make a music video with a very trippy theme, which is not surprising from today’s Indie supergroups&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/243691793</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/243691793</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:31:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Weezer is the reason why we need various degrees of jumping the...</title><description>&lt;object id="flashObj" width="400" height="346" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1612833736" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="videoId=47103020001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fmusic.aol.com%2Fvideo%2Fim-your-daddy-sessions%2Fweezer-featuring-kenny-g%2Fbc%3A47103020001&amp;playerID=10032373001&amp;domain=embed&amp;" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /&gt;&lt;param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/10032373001?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1612833736" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=47103020001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fmusic.aol.com%2Fvideo%2Fim-your-daddy-sessions%2Fweezer-featuring-kenny-g%2Fbc%3A47103020001&amp;playerID=10032373001&amp;domain=embed&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="346" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Weezer is the reason why we need various degrees of jumping the shark.  Right here, in the new Weezer track that features Kenny G (really let that sink in, really READ that sentance), I think Weezer just jumped the fifth level of exponential shark jumping.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Weezer just jumped the 1998-American-Adaptation-of-Godzilla-Starring-Matthew-Broderick&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/232357004</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/232357004</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:03:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The third of my firefly/dr. horrible crossover,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/emFkJcieIec&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/emFkJcieIec&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The third of my firefly/dr. horrible crossover, “Reavers”, a parody of “Bad Horse”.  The audio cuts out sort of on the last word, but I think it works pretty well.  Video edited by Dougie GoodSmith&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/223374008</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/223374008</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:21:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is an INCREDIBLE music video my brother Dougie did. ...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Bb5vPx2dsU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Bb5vPx2dsU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is an INCREDIBLE music video my brother Dougie did.  It’s of the Los Campesinos! song, “You!  Me!  Dancing!” using 1324 pictures he took.  The music pick up is at about the 2 minute mark, but it’s 100% golden&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/218497707</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/218497707</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:21:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>No matter how often I listen to “The Rake’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YD1Aj7EYDog&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YD1Aj7EYDog&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No matter how often I listen to “The Rake’s Song” by The Decemberists, it still punches me in the face with it’s awesomeness.  This is a music video for it that was done by some students at London Central St. Martins College of Art &amp; Design.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/211557243</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/211557243</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:52:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I totally wrote and recorded an uptempo song with lyrics I...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/207236818/tumblr_kr6ekvb4G81qznfui&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I totally wrote and recorded an uptempo song with lyrics I really like.  Yet I’m using my allowed-MP3-upload of the day for this song (The Tunics- Whatever Happened?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That should give you a hint how much my narcissistic ass is geeking out about this song.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/207236818</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/207236818</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:19:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Los Campesinos!- The Sea is a Good Place to Think of the...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6466859&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6466859&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6466859&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Los Campesinos!- The Sea is a Good Place to Think of the Future&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I really like this song, I think the video’s start really doesn’t do the thematic heaviness (which is really surprising come from Campesinos!, but in a good way) justice.  It’s not until you get to see wading in the water at night, and laughter by a bonfire that I think the video actually starts to do the song justice.  But that said, this is a great song, and a late contender to make a splash on my year end singles list&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/205524326</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/205524326</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:07:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Community is probably the funniest of the new shows.  And...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/elaqbmc3VItUaPpiSRqRcg" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/elaqbmc3VItUaPpiSRqRcg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Community is probably the funniest of the new shows.  And Spanglish is always an epic way to end an episode.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/202146392</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/202146392</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:26:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>From The Wrens’ website
“Now, we don’t usually...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqpggiOYNl1qznfuio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href="http://wrens.com/node"&gt;The Wrens’ website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Now, we don’t usually condone the zestier language here, but just look at this fucking mess. There are airline disasters less grisly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Charles has given new meaning to the old sexist phrase ‘nice knobs’. It now means ‘knees’. He’s also going a little heavy on the “She Blinded Me with Rest-stop Sunglasses and Short-Pants” and looks, not so much further back in the photo, as he does much, much smaller than everyone else.&lt;br/&gt; As if Kevin’s imagining him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kev has shed the top half of his exoskeleton to reveal the world’s tightest wristwatch and a surprising commitment to ‘Lite’ beer. But that’s all to distract us from a more sinister truth – Kevin Whelan…is a Centaur and the folded jumpsuit hides his bottom horsey half.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jerry is mulling over an especially tough call on the last corner kick while moonlighting as the most intensely motivated salesperson at Foot Locker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He in turn, is wearing the Pope Gregory hat – a stunning 28” likeness of Greg rendered in felt and beaver fur.&lt;br/&gt; Water-repellent. Reversible. Sleeveless.&lt;br/&gt; Beautiful.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good thing there was a camera there at the exact moment the four of us beamed in to lay claim to Least Cool Band in the Universe.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, I’ve had the good fortune to meet/talk to/hang with/interview a lot of my favorite bands.  But I don’t think anyone can hold a light to the Wrens in terms of how goddamn &lt;i&gt;funny&lt;/i&gt; they are.  This Wrens most recent post is probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/199582757</link><guid>http://naivepegasus.tumblr.com/post/199582757</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:41:06 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
